Power Up

August 29, 2019

Another day, another source calling a DC team the worst around. Now it’s the video game NBA 2K20, where the Wizards have been ranked last among all teams. That means worse than the Phoenix Suns, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Charlotte Hornets, which goes against most other predictions.

Whatever. I’m still looking forward to playing the game, but I’ll do it in Mario Mode. Find mushrooms on the court to make Bradley Beal double in size. He has to lean over to dunk the ball.