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Let me ask you a question…

September 5, 2019

Remember the old, not funny, inappropriate, and impossible-to-answer joke question “Do you still beat your wife?” Many a lame comedian tried out that one in the day, internally chuckling that neither a yes or no response would get the answerer off the hook.

That’s sort of what this headline feels like.

Just how bad are the Washington Redskins?

Completely unbiased Eagles-fan/”reporter” Eliot Shorr-Parks dives in and answers the question in only the most self-evident of ways.

I really hope the Skins can put up a fight this year. Even if it’s just in the first game.

(Checks Redskins depth chart.)

Sigh.